masterofallvillainy:

Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.

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tastefullyoffensive:

[marqoqo]

master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

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awwwkittens:

Unearth the best #fashion #beauty and #trends at http://dailygemz.com

awwwkittens:

Unearth the best #fashion #beauty and #trends at http://dailygemz.com

chublacka:

this is it.

chublacka:

this is it.

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Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

tro-yler:

lostincape-town:

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

Dude I don’t even shower everyday

^^^IM NOT ALONE

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ascenti:

totallyfubar:

paragonpostcards:

helioscentrifuge:

Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

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*Phone rings*

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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

Meanwhile In England……


"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

I almost started crying at that last guy.

Just a boring afternoon in France…

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When suddenly, the phone rings.

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"Yes… Yes… Yes, Mum, I… No, Mum…"

"Mum, hold a sec. There’s someone else calling me."

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"Yes, what is it ? They did WHAT ? How dare them ? I’LL BE RIGHT THERE"

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"Rodney, go get the gear. We’re needed."

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"There are some patriarchs in need of slaying."

OMG the face of your cat is priceless!! He is so ready to fight the patriarchy right now!

Forever reblog for Rodney and its owner ;)

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undergroundghosts:

Precious baby

undergroundghosts:

Precious baby

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